No, I did not watch the ball drop. Or the pickle drop. Or whatever else people were dropping.
Why do we ‘drop’ things on New Year’s Eve anyhow? Don’t you think we should ‘raise’ something? I personally think it would make a lot more sense to ‘raise’ our standards for a new year. Or ‘raise’ our glasses. But I digress.
The only thing I was watching was the back of my eyelids.
Seriously people. I have an 8 month old. Do you REALLY think I would want to stay up later than absolutely necessary?